SUBJECT: WHITE LOBSTER CLASSIFICATION: UNRESOLVED
SUBJECT: WHITE LOBSTER CLASSIFICATION: UNRESOLVED
EXHIBIT A: THE TOOL THAT MADE THE BAND.
Every track, lyric and image on this page is AI-generated, and we are not being coy about it. The band is the demo. The tool is Dugatto: it writes the style prompts and lyrics for your favourite AI music generator, tracks every version, masters the finished audio, and keeps a timestamped record of how each song was made.
Beta Now it can render a take of your song too, right in Dugatto (18+). Still in beta, and already sounding excellent.
Name an artist and a track. Dugatto researches it into a structured breakdown of the sound, structure, arrangement and production — no uploads, no audio files, just the reference you already have in your head.
That breakdown becomes a ready-to-paste AI music prompt and a full set of lyrics — faithful to the reference, or a bolder read that takes real risks. It is why White Lobster’s lyrics land harder than any other AI band’s.
Combine several reference tracks into one original direction, with weighting and an adventurousness dial that decides how far from the source material you travel.
Generate real audio from your prompt and lyrics inside Dugatto, saved as takes you can play back and compare side by side before committing to one. Music generation is in active beta: already good enough to judge a direction by, and better every week.
Run any take through professional mastering and it arrives at streaming-ready loudness, balance and polish. No plugins, no engineer, no waiting.
Organise the work into bands, albums and releases, with a complete provenance record of exactly how every track was made and what it was made from.
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UNRESOLVEDHIGH-DECIBEL
First surfaced in 2026 when U.S. Special Forces breached a climate-controlled bunker under Miraflores Palace. Expecting resistance, operators found the compound's security force disarmed, transfixed by a 120-decibel wall of vacuum-tube guitar coming through the palace intercom.
Trained on a steady diet of heavy rock, the breach team used the chorus as a metronome and cleared the building in time.
Behind the vault door there was no war room. There was White Lobster, in an opulent leather armchair, with aged Venezuelan rum and an entourage of supermodels whose identities .
Demonstrating signature chivalry mid-raid, he asked the assault stack to wipe their boots before stepping onto a 19th-century Crimson Persian rug. He handed out aged Behike, poured Diplomático into crystal, toasted the operators, and turned to the safe terminal.
Without typing a single number, he traced Symbol across the touch interface. The seals hissed. Behind them: thousands of unreleased, uncompressed master tapes.
CIA and DIA disclosures yield more black ink than answers, and fail to establish whether White Lobster was a phantom black-ops asset or an unaligned rogue who took a dictator's bunker purely to protect audio. But intelligence agencies don't mix records, and suits don't dictate sound.
Shirts, CDs, posters — held by Dutch Gatto Vault and not released yet. When the shipment clears, this list hears first, before any platform, before any algorithm decides who gets told.
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